Timelapse of Europa & Io orbiting Jupiter, shot from Cassini during its flyby of Jupiter
me: not today, satan
satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me
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In A Conversation
them: I really like playing sports, and bike riding. What about you?
me: yeah my hobbies include riding a motorcycle, being in a gang, being in love, woman’s right, male hedonism, worshiping the devil, good vibes all around, and acting cool.
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the front bottoms say probably a lot
oh my god this is almost as good as the “uncomfortable” post
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